I am one of the early adopters of a new service called Google Voice. It's a cool new service which I will not try to explain in detail since there are already dozens of good reviews available on the interwebs.
One thing that Google Voice does is take voice mails and transcribe them into text which is then emailed to you.
The thing is, the transcription software is not all that good yet, and the results can be hilarious. Here are a couple I have received so far.